White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
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