Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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