doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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