We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
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