Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Need sex. Gaining weight.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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