Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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