turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
i came on her dog
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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