And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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