I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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