Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
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