is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
Randomize
