Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
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