You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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