My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
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