Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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