I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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