i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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