Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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