I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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