you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
Randomize
