If i come over, it means nothing
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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