So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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