look no pants
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
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