oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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