But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I think people are normalizing furries
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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