he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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