you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
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