Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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