508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
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