I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
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