I think i sorta joined a cult last night
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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