I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
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