Ambien. No doubt about it.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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