You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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