ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
My Sexting was not on an AP level
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
