he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
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