You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
Randomize
