Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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