4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
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