I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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