I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
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