Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
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