Im at strip club and am horny
if only i could text you this smell
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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