i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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