I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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