Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
the room spins SO much faster in panama
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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