I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
Got drunk and tried to deep fry burritos. Turns out wild turkey isn't a good replacement for vegetable oil. Nearly burned my house down.
Sober people should be as daring as drunk people more often, because honestly the fact you’ve lived so long is a sign that anything is possible.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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