Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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