OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
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