He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
Randomize
