Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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