It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
Im part way to drunk.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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